SURPRISE SURPRISE, THIS IS THE END.

Dec 9

onuskasm:

spwncar:

Meth Lab for Cutie

(via rachelkmademedothis)

Nov 20

(via the-pretentiousness-contest)

Oct 17

(via rachelkmademedothis)

Oct 16

Oct 14

(via the-pretentiousness-contest)

Oct 12

ibetmittromney:

I bet Mitt Romney thinks strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a basis for a system of government.

Oct 9

the-pretentiousness-contest asked: Thank you for following me, swell blog. Loving the Wilhelm!

thanks mate, you too! and oh, you’ve got to love the Wilhelm.

Sep 27

joegagliardi:

There’s a waiting list to the bottom, under you. Ex-husbands, romantics and perverts and masochists. I’m gonna be there too. Where’s the stop where the train’s gonna hit me? True, I live for when you bullshit me. Tell me you want me, tell me you need me. Undress me with your eyes. Lie to me. Here we are, in love again. Congratulations, I’m here as the entertaining fool. Must have broke every bone in your wrist, how romantic of you. We both got this sickness; goddamn it’s addictive. It’s got me bleeding for two. Where’s the truck full of bricks here to crush me? Don’t you fuck with this halo above me. Tell me you caught me, tell me I’m sorry. Kick me back in your life. Torture me.

(via the-pretentiousness-contest)

Sep 25

omg Osker are amazing.